Appreciate the simple pleasure in life

Hello Jessie,

Congrats! It’s your 22nd Birthday! Praise the Lord our God! you have strive hard and been through all sorts of shits and welcoming those yet to come shits with a big and graceful heart!

Congrats! you’ve grown to be a little older than those “growing older adults”. and yes you can go to jail with any shits you do. so better beware. Girls home don’t apply already!

Once again, Congrats for living healthy for these 22 years of your blessed life! Continue to eat healthy sleep healthy and do whatever shit healthily.

Congrats! you will be counting down to your death each year on this day.

Lastly, Keep on keeping on Jessie! Have a blessed birthday!

So..

It’s my birthday today…

YEAH!

and and and!

HAPPY 3rd Anniversary Sweetheart!

I LOVE YOU SUPER ULTRA MAXI MUCH!!!

what do you do when:

You’re inside the toilet and you hear

[Question]

Eh who is inside the toilet ah?

[Reply}

Me.

[Question]

You want to bathe ah?

[Reply]

No.

[Question]

Then what you doing inside?

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What the FUCK can i do inside the toilet. TELL ME?

and this questions were asked almost every alternate days or every morning!

Or what about this.

When there is only one body shower in the toilet.

one got himself a basket. not exactly he got himself that. [he cant even walk to somewhere opp his house to buy some spect shit, why would he even get himself anything. tsk.]

okay then, put in his shampoo.

and place the basket there.

and When someone wants to bathe… someone means ME!

one would RUN to the toilet take out the basket and the body shower together. thus leaving you with NOTHING to use.

and put the basket with the shits outside.

and thank God i have got my wonderful shower products there too. so least i have something to use and BATHE.

i bought myself new shampoo and body shower cause i know and i can forsee such things from happening.

the basket is for [taking his stuffs so he can bathe in another toilet, with his shampoo and shower shits]

when done my deeds. he didnt bathe.

again, I THOUGHT HE WANT TO BATHE?

but then again: why the run? and why the questions?

then he would put the basket in the same toilet again then bathe.

WHATS WITH THE LIL MOVES EH?!

bet you smart people know who i am talking about.

sweetheart went to tell him off.

then i read something from facebook.

in short he is saying someone is sensitive to how others treat someone, yet insensitive to how someone treat others.

i am laughing. Cause he is saying HIMSELF! hahahaha!

He may think i every morning snatch toilet, hell rubbish, wake up early and use lor! i woke up early to use lor!

but ah! theres two toilets!!!!!!!!!!! If one of which is occupied, what should you do??????

obviously common sense aint so common these days!

and fancy asking a woman what you doing inside the toilet?

what if im washing my down under or changing my PAD?!

want to know also?

DISRESPECTFUL!

IM FUCKING PISSED!!!

On Friday the 13th. i called and faxed my resignation letter to my in-charge.

and on the evening of Friday the 13th. my in-charge called and tried talking me out of resigning, hoping i would change my mind.

and then on the Friday the 13th… TO stay or NOT to stay?

its a fucked up job you know?

but all jobs are fucked up..

then again, as fucked up as this?

so.. To stay or NOT to stay?

I dread for work EVERY SINGLE DAY!

and EVERY SINGLE DAY, I sms/call sweetheart and says: I REALLY WANNA QUIT THIS DAMN JOB!

and EVERY SINGLE DAY, i still drag/dragged myself to work.

and all for the sake of the wonderful monthly salary.

SIGH! LIFE! sighssssss…..

I ran the Nike Human Race 10km with sweetheart, his brother, and their friends and family this morning!

feels damn shiok after the run..

Conquered the 10km in 1hour and 24mins!

then headed back home. bathed right away. had lunch and slept till dinner.

Dinner at Jumbo with sweethearts family. its sweethearts ah mahs birthday dinner.

chit chatted with the cousins the aunties and took photos!

ITS A GOOD DAY TODAY! I AM HAPPY!

Goodnight world!

I just checked my results!

and i shall.. in all things, GIVE THANKS TO THE LORD MY GOD!!!

THANK YOU LORD!

okay. i think i did great! hahahahahahhaha!

i am a chocolate fanatic… i love chocolates. but just chocolate cakes and chocolate lava cakes! i love ice creams. but only strawberry flavor! haha.

sweetheart never fails to bring me for sweet treats at Miss Clarity. he knows im in love with their Mud Ozze.

and its selling at about SGD$5 per cup! topped with vanilla ice cream.

and i went Miss Clarity with the bankers yesterday. and again i had Mud Ozze.

then i got home.. i decided that i should just make myself Chocolate Ozze as and when i like so i don’t have to go Miss Clarity for the expensive 5bucks a cup ozze!

thus, i prepared 3 of those today. and the last one tasted the BEST! haha! i topped it with vanilla ice cream too! sweetheart loves it to the max lah! hhaaaa!

if you do not know what’s Mud ozze or Chocolate ozze is. it is Chocolate Lava Cake. inside the cake… theres chocolate flowing out! piping HOT CHOCOLATE! hahahahaha! YUMMY!

*pardon the messy outlook!

Worked the entire day.

Home, dinner then as usual went running….

a total of 6km..

im darn lousy…….

Nike Human Race is 10km.

BLESS ME!

if you readers are going too, and that if you were to see me, please DON’T LAUGH AT ME if i am slower than you! HAHA! instead, come and say HI JESSIE! then you can pull me along! HAHA! so i can just run without much strength! he he he. -evil grins-

and im supposed to be asleep right now! infact i should be asleep by 1130pm!

but im so not in my lazyland yet…. so dead!

then ah then ah.. wheres time? i need more time for myself! i want to go shopping, coffee (but i dont drink coffee), chill outs, movie marathons at home then i also want to want to urm want to.. BAKE again leh.

okay. sleeping time!

Nights world!

it has been donkey zipbra boost years since i last spend the entire night dancing in the club!

so i went Dbl O last night. reached bout 1115pm and off i headed for home at 230am.

darn, why my night feel so wasted!

okay, we drank Tequila shots vodka lime etc i don’t know the name. but i can’t drink shit lah!

so i had two shots and share a jug with dearest serene and mike. feels totally fine for a while…

then i can’t take it anymore. i wonder if it is the cause of getting up at 630am and have not rested, i got darn tired. i can’t open my eyes.

so cindy, got  glass of water for me but hell its toooo small a glass lah dey! NOT ENOUGH! haha. so i went to the bar counter and got myself another glass. but STILL not enough.

and i really cannot take it. I feel SHAGGED!

so i decided that ill just rest outside Dbl O before i go back in.

and i didn’t head back after that. i was in the club in less than 3 hours lor! damn!!

so i was out. sitting down. chat with cindy – very nice of her, taking greatest care of me when im outta the world already. practically, im gone! goner!

so i rest my head on her shoulder. chit chatted and i dont remember the little happenings except that i became a MERLION!

thats when jolean serene mike came out… i was puking like im so sick! damn disgusting. i remembered clearly how the hell i puke! disgusting.. and that cindy went far far! haha she cant see people vomit lah! hahahah

thanks jolean for: EH HOLD JESSIE’S HAIR! cindy come hold her hair.. if not the vomit blah blah blah… den i heard cindy: i cannot go and see that kind one!!!!

then i cant stand straight cant walk.. but i can still think. okay i pointed the way to the toilet. cause i want to SHIT! who goes shitting after drinking and puking? hahaha! ME!

then i remembered that the previous time i landed myself in the hospital after i fainted in the ladies at St James and reason was being dehydrated and stomach hurts so theres very little blood around my brain area and that the doc, very pretty doc told me that if that happens i should kneel and bend my head down to let the blood flow back to my head.

i also remembered that other time the stupid taxi driver didnt wanted to pick me up cause he thought im drunk!

so i did it yesterday! same case lah. puke already stomach hurts like crazy. little blood? so i bend and drink loadsa loadsa water!

thanks jolean for getting me a bottle of ice mountain and filling it up with tap water again and again!

im very thankful for those friends lah! i never felt so gone before! i will never drink again!!!!!

after shitting in the toilet and getting drunk with tap water… im fine and i cant walk already! then jolean PUKE TOOO!!!! HAHAAHAHAHA! drink lah drink! haha.

then sweetheart came and pick me up! aww so sweet isn’t it! my boyfriend send me to club with my friends then he came and pick up his half alive girlfriend back home! HAHA!

came home bathed and i had a great night sleep! damn shiok!

i can still camwhore after the puking shitting cannot walk properly state! HAHA!

look at serene, shes trying to get drunk with water just in case she pukes! haha!

Sorry guys! i spoiled the night! I promise i will not drink anymore!