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Club Vomit Shit and Home
October 17, 2009, 11:09 pm
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it has been donkey zipbra boost years since i last spend the entire night dancing in the club!

so i went Dbl O last night. reached bout 1115pm and off i headed for home at 230am.

darn, why my night feel so wasted!

okay, we drank Tequila shots vodka lime etc i don’t know the name. but i can’t drink shit lah!

so i had two shots and share a jug with dearest serene and mike. feels totally fine for a while…

then i can’t take it anymore. i wonder if it is the cause of getting up at 630am and have not rested, i got darn tired. i can’t open my eyes.

so cindy, got  glass of water for me but hell its toooo small a glass lah dey! NOT ENOUGH! haha. so i went to the bar counter and got myself another glass. but STILL not enough.

and i really cannot take it. I feel SHAGGED!

so i decided that ill just rest outside Dbl O before i go back in.

and i didn’t head back after that. i was in the club in less than 3 hours lor! damn!!

so i was out. sitting down. chat with cindy – very nice of her, taking greatest care of me when im outta the world already. practically, im gone! goner!

so i rest my head on her shoulder. chit chatted and i dont remember the little happenings except that i became a MERLION!

thats when jolean serene mike came out… i was puking like im so sick! damn disgusting. i remembered clearly how the hell i puke! disgusting.. and that cindy went far far! haha she cant see people vomit lah! hahahah

thanks jolean for: EH HOLD JESSIE’S HAIR! cindy come hold her hair.. if not the vomit blah blah blah… den i heard cindy: i cannot go and see that kind one!!!!

then i cant stand straight cant walk.. but i can still think. okay i pointed the way to the toilet. cause i want to SHIT! who goes shitting after drinking and puking? hahaha! ME!

then i remembered that the previous time i landed myself in the hospital after i fainted in the ladies at St James and reason was being dehydrated and stomach hurts so theres very little blood around my brain area and that the doc, very pretty doc told me that if that happens i should kneel and bend my head down to let the blood flow back to my head.

i also remembered that other time the stupid taxi driver didnt wanted to pick me up cause he thought im drunk!

so i did it yesterday! same case lah. puke already stomach hurts like crazy. little blood? so i bend and drink loadsa loadsa water!

thanks jolean for getting me a bottle of ice mountain and filling it up with tap water again and again!

im very thankful for those friends lah! i never felt so gone before! i will never drink again!!!!!

after shitting in the toilet and getting drunk with tap water… im fine and i cant walk already! then jolean PUKE TOOO!!!! HAHAAHAHAHA! drink lah drink! haha.

then sweetheart came and pick me up! aww so sweet isn’t it! my boyfriend send me to club with my friends then he came and pick up his half alive girlfriend back home! HAHA!

came home bathed and i had a great night sleep! damn shiok!

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i can still camwhore after the puking shitting cannot walk properly state! HAHA!

look at serene, shes trying to get drunk with water just in case she pukes! haha!

Sorry guys! i spoiled the night! I promise i will not drink anymore! :D


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u shd really stop drinkin if u din wanna be a merlion!! its a v unglam thing to do ya!! u can be drank u can dun walk properly but pls pls pls dun puke! rofl..

Comment by ting

u made me laugh out aloud when readin ur post lahh. damn f***ing funny can. first time readin and knowing tat u got soo cannot make it lehh. *roll eyes* hahahaha. i tink kelvin laugh his ass off when he came to pick up his half alive girlfriend which is u JESSIE TAY! LOL!!!!

Comment by charlene

YA LOR! super unglamorous lor! i cant sit properly and while shitting im drinking water can. drowning myself with water.. but imagine yourself shitting and drinking at the same time? that is CRAZY one lor! haha. it feels disgusting to hear but i needed that few bottles of water then! hahahaha!

lesson learnt: do not drink! HAHA!

Comment by missyjessie

haha. i wanna laugh at myself too! cant drink for nuts! i got two bottles of Vodka at home.. UNTOUCHED lor! liews! now you know why i dont wanna join you all for clubs coz you people just drink like siao! haven start dancing already see stars dancing! haha!

he didnt laugh or scold! he just came from hougang to DBL in less than 20mins… when i ended the call with: please DO NOT DO NOT SPEED. haha and then he asked: are you okay? your so gone! haha. then leh. he sayang me lor!!! HAHA!

then he went back to his car as he forget to take something den he said: WAA LAO THE SMELL OF VOMIT IS !@#%^&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: HAHAHAHA! PAISEH LOR!

Comment by missyjessie

hahahaha. come on lor. if we go club, we’ll definately nt drink like siao compare to u lor. hahahaha. but u also damn fast see the stars dancing already lor. hahaha. seriously, i cant image a person can shit and drink water at the same time lahh. f***ing gross lahh. but u manage to do it lahh JESSIE TAY! Lol!

hahaha! he noe u are gone case at tat point of time already lahh. hahahhaha! see, he also cant stand the vomit smell of urs. hahaha! let’s go club one day! muhahahahah!

Comment by charlene

LOL! but hor but hor. i didnt drink like siao leh? i merely had 2shots of teq and a few mouths of vodka lime! haha! okay maybe i am that CHUI! hahahha!

force me to drink while shitting now, i cant do that! so disgusting!!!

okay we go club one day! YOU PLAN! HAHA!

Comment by missyjessie

hahahahaha. ur stamina nt dere anymore liao lahh. age is catchin up wif u. hahahaha! 2 shots of teq and few mouths of vodka lime shld be alright ba. Lol. ya. try imagine back again of u shitting and drinking water at the same time. GROSS!!!! Hahahaha. ya i plan hor. smart of u lahh. keep u update and dun tell me cannot cannot hor. Lol

Comment by charlene

can can! but make it a weekend lor! so i can sleep shiok shiok the next day! HAHA!

haha age aint catching up on me. im no drinker that is! alcohol sucks lah! makes me a merlion! totally an ugly sight! got a feeling people around that area were looking at me..chou de lor!

faster plan! so i can faster meet you all! and please hor. DO NOT INCLUDE THAT FAGGOT! :D :D

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